Okay, so I've been messing around with this "Fabian James Basketball" thing, and let me tell you, it's been a...

Alright, folks, gather 'round, gather 'round! Let me tell you about the time I snagged some Northwestern vs. Illinois football...

Well, let me tell ya somethin' 'bout them Evansville football scores. I ain't no fancy sports expert, ya hear? Just...

Alright, let's talk about this "g score table" thing, whatever that is. Folks keep jabberin' about it, so I figured...

Well, let me tell ya, I been hearin’ folks talk 'bout this Jeff Cox in hockey circles lately. Ain’t no...

Well, let me tell ya 'bout this here... whatchamacallit... 'Bama Stetson baseball game. Heard folks talkin' 'bout it, seen it...

Alright, listen up, y'all. We're gonna talk about them fantasy football fellas, the ones you pick up late in the...

Alright, so y'all wanna know about this Kyle Fuller fella and his basketball money, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what...

Well, hey there, y'all! Let me tell ya somethin' about this tennis stuff down in Jacksonville, Florida, at a place...

Well, hello there, young folks! Let me tell ya somethin' 'bout these shiny things they call "moissanite tennis necklaces." I...